Dad is. . .

Dad is. . .

      My dad - a magician.

                 He's good.

                       He suddenly turns

                               In what you ask.

                                 He can be a clown,

                                          Tiger, giraffe.

                                                     But best of all

                                                                He knows how to be a dad!

In the store. . .

- Dad, I am well-behaved?

I do not beg? No?

Do not.

- Then buy it for me that's the thing!

Buy! Buy! Buy!

Looking thoughtfully at the gulls over the pond and asks:

- Tell me, if my mother - the seagull

then who the daddy?

Tea or something?

- Mom, why, when my father

says: "Come my son, I have a talk with you,"

- I listen to any crap!